Words...

An american professor of psychiatry has claimed that men say only 7,000 words a day, while women say 20,000. Do women really talk more?

Chinese food for thought

"There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same."
(Chinese proverb)

"I don't know where you get all these Chinese proverbs."
(Chinese student)

It's potty

In Britain each child will use an average of 5.000 disposable nappies, and landfill sites are overflowing with the results. Nappies do not exist in China: infants wear crotchless trousers and learn first to use a container held under them then to squat over the gutter. Save the environment!!!

News headlines

"Chief executive forced marketing manager to sell out soul to the devil for better ROI (Return on Investment)"

Speech never heard

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This is Mary Schmich. Fantastic!
P.S.Be kind to your knees.